Penis Vase Paint Kit (LIMITED EDITION)
Note: The vases are available in limited numbers. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Ready to paint the most iconic vase ever? Crafted by our female founder, our extra-large ceramic penis vase is waiting for a paint job like no other.
This limited edition ceramic penis stands 6.5” tall, has a hollow centre and hole in the top, so you can actually fill it with dry flowers.
Grab your brushes and paint (we’ve got you covered) and create a masterpiece that’s as cheeky as it is functional.
Perfect for hens parties, group activities, gifting, or just because. Make a statement with a vase that stands out – literally. Go ahead, paint it, display it, and fill it with flowers!
*For dry flowers only.
Each Paint A Penis Vase Kit includes:
- 1 x lifelike 6.5" ceramic penis vase
- 12 x coloured acrylic paint pots
- 2 x premium wooden brushes
- Mixing palette
Experience Box ADD ON:
Our peachy-toned gift boxes not only protect your kits but create an element of surprise, greeting guests with a provocative pun as they expose the cheeky ceramic within.
Note: The vases are available in limited numbers. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Ready to paint the most iconic vase ever? Crafted by our female founder, our extra-large ceramic penis vase is waiting for a paint job like no other.
This limited edition ceramic penis stands 6.5” tall, has a hollow centre and hole in the top, so you can actually fill it with dry flowers.
Grab your brushes and paint (we’ve got you covered) and create a masterpiece that’s as cheeky as it is functional.
Perfect for hens parties, group activities, gifting, or just because. Make a statement with a vase that stands out – literally. Go ahead, paint it, display it, and fill it with flowers!
*For dry flowers only.
Each Paint A Penis Vase Kit includes:
- 1 x lifelike 6.5" ceramic penis vase
- 12 x coloured acrylic paint pots
- 2 x premium wooden brushes
- Mixing palette
Experience Box ADD ON:
Our peachy-toned gift boxes not only protect your kits but create an element of surprise, greeting guests with a provocative pun as they expose the cheeky ceramic within.
Note: The vases are available in limited numbers. Once they’re gone, they’re gone!
Ready to paint the most iconic vase ever? Crafted by our female founder, our extra-large ceramic penis vase is waiting for a paint job like no other.
This limited edition ceramic penis stands 6.5” tall, has a hollow centre and hole in the top, so you can actually fill it with dry flowers.
Grab your brushes and paint (we’ve got you covered) and create a masterpiece that’s as cheeky as it is functional.
Perfect for hens parties, group activities, gifting, or just because. Make a statement with a vase that stands out – literally. Go ahead, paint it, display it, and fill it with flowers!
*For dry flowers only.
Each Paint A Penis Vase Kit includes:
- 1 x lifelike 6.5" ceramic penis vase
- 12 x coloured acrylic paint pots
- 2 x premium wooden brushes
- Mixing palette
Experience Box ADD ON:
Our peachy-toned gift boxes not only protect your kits but create an element of surprise, greeting guests with a provocative pun as they expose the cheeky ceramic within.